A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...