Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...