A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...