A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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