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Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
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Who gave you those black eyes?
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Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...