yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...