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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Mom’s Dictionary
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What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
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The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...