The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...