A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.