Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...