Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Naming your child
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Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...