These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...