Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...