Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...