Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Short gender jokes
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Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...