How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...