New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...