Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...