Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...