Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.