Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...