Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....