Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...