What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...