What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...