2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...