One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...