Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!