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After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
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How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A frog with hiccups!
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What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
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Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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