Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...