The Police Officer’s Christmas
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Air Force One crashes
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Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
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Bud the stud!
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So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Breast Awareness
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A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....