Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...