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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
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Father
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Changing number terms
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Politically Correct Santa
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
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