why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...