Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...