The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...