Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...