Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….