Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...