English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...