The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...