Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....