60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...