Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...