My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...