Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...