Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...