Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...