Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)