Oval office
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Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Two plus two is five
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Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Great truths about life.
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What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...