Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...